The Earnin App: The Worst Thing In America.

TeeJay Small
4 min readFeb 20, 2019

What stage of capitalism are we in? If cheap, poorly produced, condescending YouTube ads are any indication, It’s probably the final one.

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By this time, we’ve probably all seen an ad or two on social media for the Earnin App. The app which purports to provide you with access to your wages in advance of your paycheck, in order to allow you to bask in the lavish luxury of such things as…

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TeeJay Small

Constructor of load-bearing sentences, contributing writer for Giant Freakin Robot, evergreen writer for HotNewHipHop, formerly Mashed.