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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.
I seek truth-tellers. When I find liars instead, usually politicians, the joke’s on them.
I’m a Seattle-based freelancer and humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.
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