Professional humorist, amateur money-haver, writer for Giant Freakin' Robot, Mashed, and you, if you hire me.
Retired baby, alive from natural causes, secretly 3 comedic influences in a trench coat.
Constructor of load-bearing sentences, contributing writer for Giant Freakin Robot, News writer for Mashed, and also a secret 4th thing 👀
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