Professional humorist, amateur money-haver, writer for Giant Freakin' Robot, Blavity News, and you, if you hire me.

Retired baby, alive from natural causes, secretly 3 comedic influences in a trench coat.

TeeJay Small

TeeJay Small

Constructor of load-bearing sentences, contributing writer for Giant Freakin Robot & Blavity brands. Formerly HotNewHipHop & Mashed.