About Me — TeeJay Small

TeeJay Small
About Me Stories
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3 min readMar 9, 2021

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Professional writer, amateur adult, hydration enthusiast.

Tree hugging was categorically easier back in Boston.

What can be said about me that hasn’t already been poorly articulated by a conservative news pundit lamenting the rise of the nebulous left?

My name is TeeJay Small. I’m a comedy writer with a focus on current events, an aspiring screenwriter, winner of the coveted ‘Best TeeJay’ award, and creator of fake awards to lend myself additional…

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TeeJay Small
About Me Stories

Constructor of load-bearing sentences, contributing writer for Giant Freakin Robot, evergreen writer for HotNewHipHop, formerly Mashed.