Wherein I riff on some of the week’s wackiest headlines, again. Long time fans of my column may have noticed my penchant for poking fun at current events across both the political and pop culture field. What you may not know is that I’ve always wanted to do a ‘Weekend…

Viewers have had it too good for too long! In the advent of streaming as a platform, Netflix rose to the top as a clear winner, besting Blockbuster video in a bloody scrap to the bitter end before threatening to gut Hulu like a fish if it dared step out…

Amateur tested, expert-approved! Boy oh boy, 2022 sure is shaping up to be one hell of a dumpster fire. Between international conflicts in geopolitics, the skyrocketing rate of the cost of living, and Will Smith wildly slapping at people from his ivory tower, nobody could blame you for having a…

An itty bitty little man, little teensie weensie boy. Vladimir Putin, who rose to fame for being the first openly homosexual clown in his dorm room, surprised nobody this week by revealing to the world that he is, in fact, a scrubby little fun-sized dork. The Russian head of state…

Good for them! In a media event that took the entire internet by storm as quickly as a wrongfully murdered gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo, LiveNation has announced a huge concert event for 65 bands I’ve never heard of before. What I initially thought was a viral photo of an…

Seems a little harsh, but they’re the experts. Given what we currently know about Covid-19 and its charcuterie board of variants, the CDC has been tripping over their weird long balls trying to keep the public up to date with constant health and safety alerts. As many of you may…

And you should too! — Since the day Medium first announced they’d be excluding writers with under 100 followers from earning money through the partner program, the site has exploded with listicles, strategies, and cloying pleas to reach the prerequisite followers. You’ve no doubt seen a treatise or five of this kind, and perhaps even…