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100+ Jokes About The News!

A complete compendium of the first 10 volumes, originally run in The Haven from April 2022-November 2023.

18 min readDec 25, 2023

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100+ Jokes About The News!

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Jokes About The News To Share While You Pass The Gravy

If you’re lucky, these laughs might give your racist uncle a massive coronary!

4 min readNov 23, 2023

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Jokes About The News To Share While You Pass The Gravy

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TeeJay Small
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The Haven

Parents, Make Sure To Check For Fentanyl In Your Kid’s Halloween Cocaine!

Trip or tweak!

3 min readOct 31, 2023

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Parents, Make Sure To Check For Fentanyl In Your Kid’s Halloween Cocaine!

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TeeJay Small
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The Haven

Some Striking Jokes About This Week’s News

Bans on abortion, financial extortion, and changes in portions…

3 min readJul 20, 2023

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Some Striking Jokes About This Week’s News

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TeeJay Small
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The Haven

I’m Okay With Patriotism, Just Don’t Shove It In My Face

And definitely don’t do it in front of the children!

4 min readJul 4, 2023

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I’m Okay With Patriotism, Just Don’t Shove It In My Face

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TeeJay Small
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The Haven

Sun’s Out, Puns Out

Some jokes about the headlines to kick off the Summer

4 min readJun 21, 2023

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Sun’s Out, Puns Out

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TeeJay Small
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The Haven

Warner-Discovery CEO David Zaslav Plans To Replace Viewers With AI Bots

It’s a foolproof plan to garner the MAX potential.

3 min readMay 28, 2023

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Warner-Discovery CEO David Zaslav Plans To Replace Viewers With AI Bots

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TeeJay Small
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The Haven

Ice Spice Has Officially Garnered More Monthly Listeners Than The Dalai Lama

He a Munch

3 min readApr 26, 2023

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Ice Spice Has Officially Garnered More Monthly Listeners Than The Dalai Lama

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TeeJay Small
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The Haven

The News Keeps Coming, And So Do The Jokes

Volume 7 of my running column lampooning the week’s headlines.

4 min readMar 27, 2023

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The News Keeps Coming, And So Do The Jokes

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TeeJay Small
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The Haven

I’m About 60% Sure I Have An Ulcer (Again)

Whoopsies

4 min readMar 15, 2023

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I’m About 60% Sure I Have An Ulcer (Again)

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TeeJay Small

TeeJay Small

Constructor of load-bearing sentences, contributing writer for Giant Freakin Robot, evergreen writer for HotNewHipHop, formerly Mashed.

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