If you’re lucky, these laughs might give your racist uncle a massive coronary! Returning readers of my riotous ramblings may know that I’m a professional humorist, pop culture columnist, and WGA hopeful, spouting sardonic jabs at the week’s silliest headlines in an effort to both replicate Late Night television monologues…

Trip or tweak! It’s finally that time of year again! Where the leaves turn brown, 12-foot tall skeletons are erected in the yards of Fall fanatics, and mysterious drug pushers who definitely don’t work for the FBI are supplanting standard Halloween treats with innocuously-wrapped dabs of smack. Luckily for the…

Bans on abortion, financial extortion, and changes in portions… Returning readers of my riotous ramblings may know that I’m a professional humorist, pop culture columnist, and WGA hopeful, spouting sardonic jabs at the week’s silliest headlines in an effort to both replicate Late Night television monologues as well as appeal…

And definitely don’t do it in front of the children! As we prepare to kill the fitted calf of another Fourth of July, we’re seeing a stern uptick in the unsavory behavior of unfounded patriotism. This ‘holiday’ serves as a stark reminder to us normal folk that a growing population…

Some jokes about the headlines to kick off the Summer Long time readers of my riotous ramblings may know that I’m a professional humorist, pop culture columnist, and WGA hopeful, spouting sardonic jabs at the week’s silliest headlines in an effort to both replicate Late Night television content as well…

It’s a foolproof plan to garner the MAX potential. As networks have pivoted away from paying their writers a basic human salary or providing them pickles in their sandwiches, corporate executives have attempted to lean harder and harder on artificial intelligence systems such as ChatGPT, in hopes that the computerized…

He a Munch Last month Twitter got its $8 per month panties in a verifyable bunch due to a recent report that Bronx rap artist and Chucky Finster cosplayer, Ice Spice, has more monthly listeners than The Beatles. This news obviously came as a shock to the 40 and up…

Volume 7 of my running column lampooning the week’s headlines. Long time readers of my column here on Medium are likely familiar with my personal brand of sardonic humor regarding the incessant slew of wacky antics cha-cha sliding across my daily news feed. Last year I started a series of…

Whoopsies Maybe it’s because I’m an Irish-Catholic ass bitch or maybe it’s just because I don’t have health insurance, but I don’t go to doctors. I live in the United States, where a single trip to the doctors office costs $6 million in unmarked bills and the naming rights to…